English Boyhood w/ Jake Young

Page 7

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week Page 7 is joined by LPN's Very Special Boy Jake Reacher (née Young) to goss' 'bout the terrors of middle school and MJ's here to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT on his relationship with Right Said Fred, John Cena had to give TikTokist Harry Daniels a crash course in manners, speaking of which this leads into a discussion on the societal implications of the Jack Reacher videos. In lighter news, Shaq himself said Big Diesel DIDN'T send those noxious DMs to Sabrina Carpenter but Shaq Truther Jake has got some conspiracy theories since the only ones backin' him up are makin' moooooney, Jackie's just tryin' to make everyone care about the KitKat heist! Then we got a list of some good ole' Scandalous Celebrity FACTS! Blindz that demand some memory retention from last week. Next we got an international Jackie's Snackies, thanks to a very thoughtful Jackin' chatter, starting @ 1:04:01.696 (with bonus Jake Teacher info dump) followed by an MJ's Minute Munchies copy pasta from last week (also thanks for a very kind listener!) starting @ 1:10:44.609, and FINALLY a bonus Jakey's Slakeys that transcends coasts @ 1:13:49.536 all til @ 1:25:49.139, plus even more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Guys, you know, I've just been feeling a little sad recently.
0:11.9	I know about what.
0:13.7	But sometimes when you're feeling a little sad, sometimes you've got to put on the Night of the Rocksbury soundtrack and remind yourself that it's a beautiful life
0:23.8	oh oh it's a beautiful life oh oh it's a beautiful life oh oh oh i just want to be here beside you
0:35.3	yeah yeah all right stay until the break off down here beside you. Yeah. All right.
0:38.8	Stay until the break off now.
0:41.7	Yes.
0:43.1	A little bit of beautiful life for you.
0:45.1	The Night of the Roxbury soundtrack is lit.
0:48.8	And I know nobody says that anymore.
0:50.9	That's an old thing to say.
0:53.0	But I don't know what the new thing to say is.
0:55.0	Welcome, Jake.
0:55.5	The kids can't stop talking about the real McCoy.
1:00.6	Don't you dare.
1:02.2	Neuro tech trash.
1:05.7	That, you know that they are, I think that the night of the Rocksbury soundtrack is going to come back around
1:11.4	and while maybe nobody wants to watch a movie about two guys hurting their necks that are
1:18.0	in on women that don't want to be hit on. But the soundtrack is a bop. Okay, I need to bring up the list.
1:25.5	Yo. What is love? I mean, of course. Yes. And then this is your night. Dancing free until the morning light. Yeah, the love never goes. It's in your night. And then, yes, there's, do you think I'm sexy? There's, do you think I'm sexy? There's, want to beat my lover.
1:45.0	Na, na, da, da, da, na.
1:47.0	So this is the thing.
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