Engaged, Lied To, and Farted On w/ Fiona Cauley | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart. First Date Ep. 96 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Men's Surprises 00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions 00:17:54 - Main Course Questions 00:21:04 - Friends With Exes 00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip 00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe 00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:36.0	First day, baby. First day, baby.
0:40.0	First date.
0:41.3	I can't wait.
0:44.0	First date.
0:48.0	Hello and welcome back to another episode of first date.
0:52.5	My guest today is a comic that you guys loved so much that we brought her back
0:56.6	already for a second date.
0:57.8	Give it up for Fiona Collie.
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