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MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Enema of the State

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We're filling all the holes on this week's episode in what Marie calls, part 2 of our infamous Eat Pray Hoe episode from last year! Sydnee gives up some pandemic pussy, sucks on some toes, and Marie admits she might finally be in love. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Forever. that I just said. Stoked about the episode today. Marie initially was upset because I was late.

0:15.8

Tell them how late you were. I was an hour late. An hour. I was waiting for a package. She was making Marie

0:20.0

Foster moves. A package, Sydney? I was waiting for a package. What is the

0:23.9

package that you were waiting for? I don't remember, but I was waiting for a

0:28.4

package. I don't believe you. Something from Amazon. Anywho. So she was very upset because she's hungry. She's

0:36.9

hungry. She's been waiting on me. We have plans to go to the park. So we have a

0:41.8

lot to do. some new developments happened and it's time to talk about them on the pod you know you guys don't know my business and I'm here to spill

0:54.8

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

0:57.6

Do you remember 365 days ago, plus maybe like 15 20 days I went on an eat pray-ho trip.

1:07.6

Ah this is this is the part two of that episode I think yes you think yes I do well I don't want people to think I'm out here

1:15.0

traveling during COVID you know just giving up you know pandemic pussy

1:20.3

pandemic pussy that's the name of the episode. Got it.

1:23.0

Okay.

1:24.0

So, you know, you guys heard me talk about, you know, my face time escapades and your FaceTime phone six yes and now it's in real life.

1:40.1

I I'm physically with this person and it is the best I've ever had in my entire life.

1:51.7

The best what? Oh well I mean we've done some role play. Oh okay. I've

1:59.2

squirted. Cindy you're telling the story wrong I think like you got to hit us with like a like a linear situation like you know

2:07.8

can we can we start somewhere and then end somewhere or you just gonna give us? Yeah we'll start. Okay.

2:13.6

I didn't. I can't believe you gave away the squirt. Okay didn't see this person in person. This

2:18.2

was all through FaceTime but we finally saw each other and they walk into my apartment and this is the first time for everything

2:28.0

Okay so this person and Sydney had never met in real life.

2:32.0

It was love is blind and we hit the door and we make out for 15 minutes.

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