Hello, this is your warning, pre-entrowed warning because the intro's a drunk.

This is the last of a five-part drunk cast. And bear in mind that a five-part drunk

cast means that we were drinking for over five hours. At this point we were

approaching the five hour mark because they're all an hour or just over. At this

point we're probably four and a half hours in. And also bear in mind in the

first hour, Stuart and Chris got through a whole bottle of rum. No, was it rum or

whiskey? Rum, I think it was. And our drunk affair bit too. I didn't drink as

much as these guys. And they're only noticed right at the end. So that's good.

But anyway, this is where we're at peak drunk offensiveness. It ends with

Chris, I mean, let's just just enjoy but brace yourselves and happy new year,

man. If this is how you're starting your year, then the only way is up my

friends. The only way is up.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Here we are for episode five. We've all got outside now.

The good scrap about Christmas dinners and we've got some conclusions. And let's

all calm down a little bit. Episode four got a bit rowdy. This episode will be

out after Christmas. So let's focus on other things. Drop the theme tune, buddy. Peace.

How you doing guys? How drunk are you feeling? I'm feeling three minutes

pious out of four. Stuart, can you ever tell me I drunk your feeling or

trans like Chris? Don't know what he's talking about. I'll just watch him.

A bit of a mean smile. Half of it just fell out of his

man. It's more confusing to us because we're sitting here and

Carolyn bought us three minutes pies and he's eaten half of one minutes pie and he

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