End Of Year Drunkcast (Part 1) • Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius Pip #304
Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius Pip
Scroobius Pip
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 304 of the Distraction Pieces Podcast with Scroobius Pip! Just when you thought it was safe to make a dash for the exit of 2019 and calmly enter 2020… In stumble three drunk geniuses to sit down and block the exit. Oh you’re in this for the long haul now, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the End Of Year Drunkcast! PART 1!
Pip is joined by Chris and Stu of Hardcore Listing in true tried and tested seasonal fashion to kick things off with a bang, and several bottle pops! It’s an action packed but actually pretty controlled start to proceedings - naturally the sloppiness will increase as the night rolls on but here is a great one to introduce y’all to the night ahead. A whole bunch of goodies including the Tom’s Diner game (oh you gotta try this one), present giving, an amazing Amanda Palmer gig, shaving backs, questions from folks, The Irishman, Patreon and SEVERAL CLIFFHANGERS.
Be rude not to, wouldn’t it? ENJOY.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi guys, Scrubius Pip here. At the beginning of the drunk casts, normally a day or two later I |
| 0:08.2 | record a warning. To go at the start of them to warn you that this is three guys getting really |
| 0:14.2 | drunk, I'm probably saying absolutely horrific and inappropriate things. Only problem is because |
| 0:21.4 | these were recorded on Sunday and they're going out on Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Wednesday, |
| 0:29.0 | Wednesday because we've recorded five, we've got really drunk. Because of that quick turnover and |
| 0:34.0 | the fact that I'm not, I mean London, I've got work on Monday and Tuesday, I'm on set for a |
| 0:41.4 | thing and I'm recording a thing. I'm having to record the warning while still drunk having just |
| 0:46.5 | got home from the drunk cast. So this is me at the end of the five episodes, so that's five hours |
| 0:53.6 | of getting very drunk. And as you'll hear from at the end of episode one, I think Chris and |
| 0:58.4 | Stuart drunk a whole bottle of rum between them. But this is just a warning that the drunk cast get |
| 1:04.7 | messy if you're of a sensitive disposition, maybe skip the drunk casts. There'll be loads of new |
| 1:12.8 | podcasts in the new year. But this is episode one of five. I'm now going to record an intro for |
| 1:20.6 | episode two as well. And then episode three, four and five, I'll probably record sober later in |
| 1:28.0 | the week. But yeah, this is the drunk cast. We're back. I've found, oh, also we run out of Polaroid film. |
| 1:37.6 | So the fifth episode is just a photo of me and my kitchen. Because I had more Polaroid at home, |
| 1:42.8 | but we record the astroos. Okay, here's the drunk cast. |
| 1:49.2 | Welcome, welcome, welcome. This is the annual end of year, year roundup, drunk cast. |
| 1:58.7 | I'm here, the 20th, second sexiest man in Essex officially this year joined by the 22nd oldest club |
| 2:06.8 | promoter of all times, Stuart Whiffin joined by the 22nd defendant in Cambridge County, |
| 2:12.8 | called Chris Glassen. Here we are. How's it going guys? So what? I was in a possible situation, |
| 2:20.9 | you runner. No time to explain. No time to explain. Imagine that in cool, no time to explain. |
| 2:27.8 | Anyway, I'll keep this brief as this is kind of the intro bit. But yeah, we're going to have a good |
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