Emotion to Dismiss

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Spencer and his wife, India, say that they both tend to humanize the items in their home. But now they are paring down their belongings as they’re planning a big move. Spencer wants to get rid of a particular rug. But India doesn’t, because it has owls on it. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.9	This week, emotions to dismiss.
0:09.5	Spencer brings the case against his wife, India.
0:12.3	Spencer and India say they both tend to humanize the items in their home.
0:17.8	Now they're pairing down their belongings as they're planning a big move.
0:22.6	Spencer wants to get rid of a particular rug, but India doesn't because it has owls on
0:28.0	it.
0:29.0	Despite who's wrong, only one can decide.
0:31.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:35.9	reference.
0:37.7	What do you do when you're wound up?
0:39.9	Asked you, Terpy.
0:40.9	Do you play that drum?
0:42.8	No, said the child.
0:44.8	We used to dance.
0:46.6	But now we walk, said the father.
0:49.1	And behind us, an enemy walks faster.
0:52.4	That's life, said the parrot.
0:55.7	Bale of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:58.6	Spencer and India, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:01.8	You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
1:05.1	So help you, God or whatever.
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