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Berner Phone

Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons.


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0:00.0

I have a very exciting announcement. I booked my first live show at Caroline's on Broadway, New York City on April 16th.

0:08.0

I'm so excited I peed my pants, and I have a special code for listeners of the podcast. Use the code B-E-R-N-Bern to get tickets for 50% off.

0:17.0

I'll have the link of the live show in the description of the episode, and you can go to hannaburner.com. I'm so excited, April 16th. I'll see you there.

0:26.0

Today I have the hysterical Emma Wilman. She's the host of two podcasts, Seeker, Cupris Club with Carly Aqualino inside the closet with Mateo Lane.

0:35.0

And she has a Netflix special out, which is kind of a big deal. And she was also named Top 10 Funniest Women in New York City by Time Out New York. And I wholeheartedly agree.

0:44.0

Thank you. I'll spend you go right. I appreciate it. I told you that. Thank you. Very smooth. Very smooth. I told you I want to give credit where credit is due. Thank you.

0:53.0

I also want to explain how we met because I believe the universe wanted us to meet totally. Yeah, it was a lot of like synchronized things because I had heard about you a while before. But what was your nickname on Taylor show? We both co-hosted. I was the millennial monster.

1:08.0

The millennial monster. Right. So I didn't know that you were the millennial monster. So I heard you were hosting on Taylor Strecker.

1:14.0

Firstly, I went to see my ex-boyfriend at a comedy club and you were up. And I was like, this girl's hysterical. Thank you. I appreciate that. You killed it. Thank you.

1:23.0

I comedy saw that night. Awesome. Thank you. Because it's so when you do a bunch of shows, like there can be some shows are awesome. Some shows are okay. Some shows you're like working out material. So when someone's like, I saw you at a show based on how you did that night, really sets the tone for how they see you.

1:39.0

Yes. And it's an interesting like social like it's interesting. It's like, here's five minutes. I'm going to pour my life to you. And you can decide if you like me for the rest of your life.

1:48.0

Right. For like a long because there was someone that I saw the first time I saw him. He killed. And I started talking to people about him. They'd be like, oh really? And it took me seeing him. They're like, he's very polarizing. And I saw him like walk, walk a bunch of people before, which is hard to do in New York. But because he killed the first time I saw him, I was like, it was like a glitch in the matrix.

2:06.0

Are you good at first impressions? I am if I'm meeting someone's family or friends and stuff like that. I think I think I hope so. Yeah. We just met some people. I think you did pretty well. You didn't come off like creepy or anything. Oh, thank. Yeah. If I was I think first impressions are I mean, it's I think it's I put a high premium on being polite. I mean people feel included. I think that's very, very important. Also, let's be honest. You have a little fame. You could be Fufu. You could be I'd be she didn't have to come on this podcast. Oh, what's Fufu even me? I actually don't know. I said it. I was making it up. I don't know. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm just making it up. I'm

2:36.0

just making it up. I don't know if that's a word, but you knew what I meant because you're, because you're like the Millennial expert. You can like do that and think. And it's cool. Yeah people. I said Fufu once. I say Fufu. I'm going to leave your saying. I'm going to be like, Oh, Twinkle Dougle. What I'm like, Are you know what that means? It's about getting snacks. And I'm like, Who have you been spending time with the big scottling. You don't know me. So when I watched you, I actually was like, I'd love to be friends with a person like that. Thank you. So I just, that's called Manifestation. People listen to a manifestation.

3:06.0

You say, I would like that. Not in this actual way. I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. Oh, I didn't. I wouldn't have even thought that I just go there because I'm an appropriate. That's why I'm a monster. Number number two. You're on the Taylor Stryker show number three. Jesse Dollars, who is on this episode three. No episode two. She said we need Emma in a Betch's video. Hell yeah. And I was like, Emma Wilman. I saw her at the county seller and she's on Taylor Stryker show. So the universe. Totally. If that's not a sign, I don't know what a sign is.

3:36.0

I completely agree. I think that's a sign. And Jesse and I know each other from way back because we met doing a video and then we recorded some underwear videos together. I love comedians. There's a hell they know each other. They're like, boy, I remember that shithole we did where there was like a magician and then we had to do two minutes and we bombed.

3:53.0

Yeah, friends for life. Yeah, we did a, there's a underwear company, a period proof underwear. And I then a video with them and then they wanted help creating another video. And then I brought Jesse in and we made some period videos.

4:04.3

I love period content. Do you? I think we need more period jokes out there. I think periods are actually really, they really, I feel like an outsider talking about them sometimes because it's but like they bring people together because no matter like what your background is, you know, a lot of times you can have a period. You know what I mean? I felt like I didn't want to say because I got in trouble one time because I said a lot of some people are women.

4:26.3

But some women don't get period. Yes, you know what I mean? It's true. Yeah, it's funny. That's right. Well, I, it's someone had to tell me that. And I was like, oh, yeah, of course, of course, once they said, right?

4:36.7

Yes, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're down. We're in hell right now. We get away with some stuff. And sometimes someone will have to with the stuff like that stuff where it's like if someone says something that's not right.

4:46.3

And you correct them. And then they're like down to listen to the critique and then they change it. Then great. That's how. Isn't that the most beautiful moment of life?

4:53.3

I totally agree because there was a festival supposed to do. The guy said something ignorant. And then all these people pulled out of the festival and he got fired. But the guy also apologized. He said something that was transphobic.

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