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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Alina. And this is morbid. |
| 0:06.0 | It's morbid. It's post-holiday morbid. |
| 0:22.2 | Are you exhaust? |
| 0:24.1 | I'm exhausted. |
| 0:25.4 | Are you exhaust? |
| 0:26.8 | I'm car exhaust is what I am. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm car-zosted. |
| 0:31.5 | I feel like car exhaust. |
| 0:33.5 | I'm tired, man. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.7 | I can't wake up today. |
| 0:37.0 | Holiday in, you know. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah, but I have a maple pecan latte in front of me. |
| 0:41.9 | She's got a cup. |
| 0:43.1 | I got a cup of maple pecan. |
| 0:45.1 | Shout out to a espresso. |
| 0:47.8 | Nispresso for life. |
| 0:49.5 | Nospresso? |
| 0:50.7 | Nespresso for life. |
| 0:53.5 | Honestly, I love Nispros. |
| 0:55.3 | I really like the... |
| 0:57.0 | This isn't an ad. |
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