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Emergency Intercom

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Emergency Intercom, a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my god, Drew. Okay, no, you better not be calling about this goddamn podcast.
0:03.8	This is about the podcast. I really, really, really think we should do it.
0:07.2	And I already told you I don't think anybody wants to hear it anymore.
0:10.1	I think everyone wants to hear it and imagine how funny it would be.
0:13.5	There's a lot of you know, where's the blueprint?
0:16.0	Ah!
0:17.7	I'm gonna write, um, like, the shape of water, but about a shark.
0:21.1	And I'm gonna fuck a shark.
0:22.3	Girl, you can't do that.
0:23.7	Why can't I fuck a shark?
0:25.3	Like, I'm not saying a 12 year old kid deserves,
0:29.1	or however old, 10 year old kid deserves a knife to be pulled on
0:32.4	and for being annoying, but like, sometimes it works.
0:35.2	Cause it definitely works.
0:37.2	Gender reveal for Baja Blas.
0:39.1	What is the gender of a Baja Blas?
0:41.6	Oh, you asked me this on the couch the other day.
0:44.1	Yes.
0:44.6	Is this like discourse online or are you just-
0:46.6	No, this is just something I thought about.
0:48.3	Okay, so-
0:49.2	It's about to be discourse.
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