Emergency Episode 255: COREY KLUBER HAS THROWN A NO-HITTER!
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
For the first time in the 21st Century, a New York Yankee has thrown a no-hitter. Corey Kluber no hit the Texas Rangers tonight, and the haters are absolutely furious. The boys hopped on Zoom to give their instant reaction to the historic accomplishment. Full Episode coming Thursday, Outro Song: “All I Want Is Sunshine” (Via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, they ain't even tidied it again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater, and just final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater, but embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, these collapse, it's on a plate! |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you just go into the world, there it is! |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month! |
| 1:06.5 | Throw game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:11.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:15.5 | Oh, what's up, what's happening? |
| 1:24.5 | Welcome to a special emergency edition of the short porch. |
| 1:27.5 | I'm your host, Ubs. |
| 1:29.5 | Tommy Smokes, Marty Morse, TGN, the ones who do this. |
| 1:31.5 | We're all here. |
| 1:32.5 | Cory Cooper. |
| 1:33.5 | He's throwing the first no-header in the last 22 years for the Yankees, the first one this century. |
| 1:38.5 | That was fucking awesome. |
| 1:40.5 | I got nothing, I have speechless. |
| 1:42.5 | That was so cool. |
| 1:43.5 | I know no-hitters are, you know, so hot in the streets. |
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