Episode 256: The Yankees Can Pitch. Chapman Cy Young Candidate. Jeter Doc is Coming. Open Up Yankee Stadium.
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees take 3 of 4 in Texas to cap off a 7-3 road trip. They’ve won 6 straight series behind some excellent starting pitching from Kluber and Domingo. Is Aroldis Chapman a serious Cy Young candidate? We ask again, is Gio the guy you want up at the plate with the game on the line. The answer might be obvious now. The Yankees OF is depleted and we scroll through the list of available targets they should go after. The Texas Rangers camera angle is stupid and is the reason Gerrit Cole struggled on Monday. We tackle how stupid it is that MSG is going to 75% capacity while the Yankees are stuck at 33%. Also our excitement for the upcoming 6-part Jeter documentary coming out next year. And lastly we rip apart Tony La Russa, although Tommy thinks he might be good for baseball in a weird backwards way. All that and more on today’s Short Porch!!! Outro Song: "High Fidelity” (Via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, the ending is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | Get a cheater, it's his final game with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | Get a cheater to a fantasy, because reality, did you have any debt? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, it's the left, it's on a quay. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you just go into the world, spirit! |
| 0:54.5 | All right, here comes the judge, it is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month! |
| 1:05.5 | Bowl game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:09.5 | So Yankee win! |
| 1:13.5 | Win! |
| 1:21.5 | Ooh, what's up, what's happening, welcome to an audition of the short porch. |
| 1:26.5 | We are in Barstool HQ! |
| 1:28.5 | Very rarely, I feel like we're here, most is on an airplane. |
| 1:32.5 | But Tommy's here, TJ and the one and two, Yankees. |
| 1:35.5 | Just one, there's six straight series, it's a pretty fucking good thing. |
| 1:38.5 | Seven and three on the road trip, you're heading back now to play the White Sox on Friday. |
| 1:43.5 | They haven't given up a run since the fifth inning on Tuesday, |
| 1:48.5 | so that's pretty good for a team that's supposed to stink at pitching in court |
| 1:52.5 | whenever all the naysayers and the haters. |
| 1:54.5 | And in Texas, they got a decent offense, they don't like say, oh, it's the Rangers, |
| 1:58.5 | they actually hit the ball. |
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