If you were hesitant to play this episode based on the title, I want to assure you that your fears were well founded.

Going to hit on a bunch of hot button topics that will likely get me in trouble and

convince you that one of the ways that you can most impact the world right now is by

embracing the F word.

This is your last chance to throw your phone out the window before this episode begins because simply stopping the episode and unsubscribing is not enough.

This is the kind of thing you want to set your phone on fire for the fact

that this episode was ever on it.

So welcome to this is Jen, your favorite podcast

with no intro.

Let's jump right into something that I am really excited about.

Here's a positive thing.

I have been wanting forever to tell you guys about Mark Phillips.

I am this guy's biggest fan.

He is a comedian.

He does sketch comedy.

He does videos.

He has two videos that are going viral right now. The first one imagines what it would be like if Chick-fil-a- had delivery.

And the premises, Chick-fil-a shows up at this guy's house. They're five seconds late. So the guy brings his manager

and a complimentary Apple Watch to just apologize for being five seconds late.

I love it so much.

Hello, here's your food. Sorry there were five seconds late so I love it so much. Hello, where's your food?

Sorry there were five seconds late, so I went ahead of my man.

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