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Welcome to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansis coming to you from a stadium that is filled with heroes.

Mark Sessler, Chris Wessling, and Greg Rosenthal.

What is up, boys?

Hey, Dan.

Hey, we got prop comedy.

It's Mark Sessler, prop comedy.

The Gallagher of NFL podcasters.

Just wanted to be comfortable.

Mark, you have shown up to today's show at Lucas Oil Stadium in the heart of downtown

Indianapolis and a full bathrobe covering your clothes.

Take us through the thought process.

The thing I love about Indianapolis, and the reason it was my favorite Super Bowl city, potentially, it's up there, is the underground tunnel system and above ground that allows you to float from one massive indoor complex to the next without facing Mother Nature on any level.

And so I was wearing this in the hotel, a little bit of, you know, self-care

time and decided, why change? Just head right out to the... But then you took it off because

you would have been ashamed to walk in front of strangers for the entire walk here and then put it back

on here. You know, Greg is, as he has wanted to do, utterly destroying what he would call a bit. I'd say it's a very organic process. Here is the test now. Well, not the test. That's too strong. If I could see some chest hair or something, that'd be nice. No one needs to see it. I asked if you could take the T-shirt and we get some of that chest air because I know you got it because I've seen it. And it's impressive. got some nice lettuce on the pecks. I mean, it would end, it would probably end the show,

or at least

my element of the show if you really do want to take that next step into kind of the realm of

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