The Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bert Show's entertainment buzz.

Have you ever been in a situation where you have had to pee so badly you would do it anywhere like propriety goes out the

window you'll go behind a bush you'll squat anywhere just make something

happen go ahead Kristen so we were going to opening day for the Atlanta Braves.

Oh, I love them.

And we were in a fur bus, party bus, with a group of about, oh no, 10 about oh no ten twelve people a lot of traffic

a lot of traffic on the way to that brave skiing but luckily enough we had an

empty alcohol bottle a leader leader, right?

Oh, that was tremendous.

It was tremendously.

This fool over here goes to the front of the bus,

walks down the stairs, and so there's like a partition so you can't see,

and proceeds to relieve himself in the bottle and basically fills the

thing up. It was so bad I couldn't wait anymore I mean I filled the whole

bottle there was no waiting one extra second. We were all in the back of

the bus to give him his privacy or whatever but and we tried to turn the

radio up so we couldn't hear him like you know relieving himself but yeah sure and I

filled up a alcohol bottle of urine and I want to be honest with you I wasn't

embarrassed I was proud it was the whole bottle yeah I've been there before

I had to do it in the car and all I had was a water bottle and I was pretty impressed with myself.

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