Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and

guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests. Adam

Polly, Gilles Sarris, and Ben Rodgers. Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That is still me.

Months into 2023. Still using my name, Brett. What's up? Still going with your name? I don't

you know your middle name, Brett. Oh, it's Peter. You had to think a second. That was weird. I was

wondering whether to make you guess there's Polly. Holy shit. Polly comes in last second Rodgers,

Ozeri in the house. Everyone's here. Hey, what's up, buddy? How are you? Sorry, I'm late. I don't

think I've seen you play guitar. I guess you have that ability. You got three electric guitars

in background. Yeah, no, I did those come off the wall, Polly. No, no, that's wallpaper. That's

wallpaper. That's just an impressive wallpaper. I just want fucking good. I know I'm an actor. It's

like if you're going to be on zoom, you got to have a guitar in the background. So I wanted to

kind of have you guys ever stolen anything off a wall in a restaurant or perhaps a amusement park.

I'll open it up. I have. No? Tell us your story. Yeah. Yeah, I want to hear. Yeah, it seems

like you're setting yourself up for like sad thing is I have a couple of stories. Yeah, you have,

that was a very specific question. Hey, let's all tell the coolest fucking shit we've stolen from

a musical. You guys go, no, you don't have jack shit. All right. Well, here's my fucking home run.

What's your best blowing up a car story? Why do you forget about the wall part? Yeah, you

forgot about the wall part. Oh, yeah. Gotta be off the wall. Anybody steal anything when they were

16 from a fucking seven or seven off the. That was exactly it. That was exactly a guilt. What happened?

It was 16. We were drunk and it was late night eating at a Mexican restaurant and they had like

Bandito guns up on the wall like cross like the real like you know, 1800s Bandito guns,

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