Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,

with Matt Besser. Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests

will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, Colton Dunn,

Angel Lindner. Welcome to Improv. The humans is Matt Besser. That's me. You know, we all come to times

in our lives, whether on vacation or sometimes in a spot. And by that, I mean a bad spot, Colton Joe,

welcome to the show. We just heard Brett say, he's in between places. We all know that. Yes.

And there's all all know that. We know his story right now. But he, he, he made me empathize with

a certain point of Airbnb's, which I think we can all talk about here. And whether it's you

need to stay there, because your life is in a problem area with your, your home or something,

or you're like I said, you're on vacation. So what, what were you just saying, Brett, about your

specifics, then we can share ours that we've experienced. But you don't get what you're promised

in other words, right? Are you don't, you just want to live? You don't need a hot, right? You just

want to live. Yeah, I don't need a pool. I don't need a hot tub right now. It's mostly raining out.

The one thing I forgot to check was for central heating. So, but like the place I found was for

the lowest price I could at the time. And it was like in Alhambra, and which is fine. But it was

like this tiny little apartment. And the pictures all look just fine, right? Like the beds

inside whatever pictures were good. The pictures were okay. When I show up, what they don't tell you

is how it smells. You get in there and it smelled like a hospital and cigarettes at the same time.

And so, so close. Yeah. And then I get in there and like one thing they had the

curing coffee machine, you know, which sure, yeah, great. But then the funny thing is it was just

on the countertop of the kitchen. And there was no plug anywhere to plug it in. So they just put it

there. So I ended up having there like to look like there's a coffee machine. To look as if it was

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