Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2025
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong?
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Chapters:
00:00 - Maximum efficiency
01:18 - Intro
01:42 - Faithfulness
03:20 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
03:40 - JJ Versus Audience
06:10 - Fear of flying = common sense
06:52 - Upside-down plane
11:00 - Endeavor Airlines
16:00 - Self-driving taxi
20:20 - Ryan beefing with ChatGPT again
21:45 - California wants you to drink toilet water like a dog
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29:52 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs
31:55 - Elon modern day Genghis Kahn?
44:39 - Elon’s Baby mama drama
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1:04:24 - Musk & government secrets
1:11:01 - Elon isn’t as rich as you think he is
1:14:24 - Canadian guy selling his teslas
1:18:56 - What will we throw at Danny now?
1:20:35 - Blogger claims women are happier as crazy spinster cat-ladies
1:25:50 - “Her” in reverse
1:27:50 - JP Morgan
1:28:44 - Stop making fun of Jewish food
1:31:01 - JP Morgan
1:36:09 - Guy attempts to murder “Palestinians” in Florida
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1:40:00 - Germany going full nanny-state
1:47:32 - Pakistani grifter lady update
1:48:16 - As a white man…..
2:01:48 - Wrap up
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| 0:00.0 | So recently I've seen multiple articles detailing the desire for men to have sex for upwards of 10 minutes. |
| 0:05.3 | Excuse me? And that's just the backwards society we live in where somehow your body getting a job done in an efficient time frame is somehow considered negative. |
| 0:12.4 | Are you sure you're reading that right? Because if you were taking upwards of 10 minutes to produce sperm, you should probably go to a doctor. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah, when you tell your body that it's time to go, that sperm should be ready, |
| 0:21.0 | ASAP, not dilly-dallying, not checking TikTok, and doing everything other than completing the task. |
| 0:25.9 | Sex shouldn't operate like a government bureaucracy. |
| 0:28.4 | Bingo. |
| 0:28.9 | Taking a process that should take seconds tops and then dragging it out arbitrarily with red tape, |
| 0:33.5 | regulation, and I guess multiple committees. |
| 0:35.3 | By the way, turn sex into the DMV at your own risk. Because in prehistoric times, when predators roamed, if you couldn't finish, you would be finished. |
| 0:42.3 | Well, this wasn't a topic back then, because delayed ejaculators would be removed from the gene pool. |
| 0:46.3 | As were people who took nine hours to eat an apple. |
| 0:49.3 | But in this one area, women decided that inefficiency is a virtue? One thing I actually do to ensure efficiency |
| 0:54.5 | is I said an hourglass timer for 2.5 minutes, making sure I'm wrapped and clothed by the time it |
| 0:59.8 | runs out, as well as every month taking that timer to a glass worker to remove four seconds of sand. |
| 1:04.2 | Keep you on your toes. I like to order Uber Eats and slot all fornication into the time between |
| 1:09.0 | the driver buzzing into my apartment and him knocking on the apartment door. |
| 1:13.2 | One second, that's my ex-calling. |
| 1:14.7 | Let me guess. |
| 1:15.3 | You're going to be laid on the alimony payment again. |
| 1:18.3 | The boys. |
| 1:18.9 | The boys cast. |
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