Elon Musk Reveals Bizarre way he gets to Sleep at Night | 5.10.24

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🗓️ 10 May 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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(00:00:00) Teasers! 🚀📲🇺🇲🏙️
(00:04:03) Wes do be squinting…
(00:06:11) Elon Musk reveals bizarre way he gets to sleep at night
(00:13:36) SHOCKER: Elon Musk’s Neuralink chip malfunctions in first in-human brain implant
(00:18:13) Crushing human creativity? Apple CEO Tim Cook apologizes after ‘destructive’ iPad Pro ad “missed the mark”
(00:29:50) BIDEN ON TRUMP: "The guy is not a Democrat with a small ‘D’”
(00:31:30) Presidential odds thus far 📈
(00:32:01) Ann Coulter tells Vivek Ramaswamy she would never vote for him 'because you're Indian'
(00:35:49) Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic turning up the heat on Fauci
(00:36:55) Ohio doctor who claimed COVID-19 shots cause magnetism gets medical license back
(00:37:57) Dublin and New York City are now connected by a ‘portal’ and everyone is using it to flirt with strangers or threaten them
(00:39:58) Grandpa arrested after paying homeless woman $20 to watch his 7-year-old granddaughter while he got drunk at a bar for hours, police say
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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better right now. Yeah.
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1:05.2	West has Elon's world
1:08.4	Yeah, gonna see what's up with Elon the NERlink his his habits, how he, you know, does things as a person, the weirdo that he is.
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:20.0	Is he, uh, is he showing off on the, is he fat again or did he lose the weight?
1:25.0	I don't know. I think he's pretty normal, back to normal, I think.
1:31.0	I liked Fat Elon the best, when he looked like a beluga whale.
1:33.8	Give me that.
1:34.8	Fat pale Eelon is pride on a.
1:37.8	Yeah, I miss.
1:38.8	I miss Fat Palleon, man.
1:40.6	I don't like, well he hasn't really gotten that fit.
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