ELON..AND ON..AND ON with Ian Stone

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

First proper episode of the New Year and there's plenty to react to. Legitimate calls for an inquiry into rape gangs alongside Elon taking a 'keen interest' in UK politics and straying outside the boundaries of truth. Ian Stone joins me to discuss all this, plus we ask whether Labour's social care plan can be taken at face value (but ended up making childish jokes). Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:27.6	What must impulse?
0:33.6	What?
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0:36.6	Book. What? What must. What Hello and welcome to what most people think on this first proper week of January 2025.
0:49.8	And I just got to say straight out of gate, big thanks to my guest today who's jumped in at last minute. It was going to be Simon Evans, but he was caught in some sort of weather, probably
0:58.2	something that the Daily Express would call whether Armageddon or weather reckoning or something
1:03.1	like that. They've probably been talking about it for three weeks. So Ian Stone, first up,
1:07.1	welcome to the show and thanks for stepping in. Hey, happy new year.
1:12.2	All right, what is it, the 6th of January?
1:13.6	We're allowed to say that, aren't we?
1:14.5	What's the ruling?
1:16.9	I think it's okay for a couple more days.
1:19.9	I think saying happy Christmas is already illegal.
1:29.3	Well, happy new year for the next couple of days, and then let's leave it after that. Although there are a lot of people that are just, I'm just easing my way back to work, fucking slackers, mate, everywhere in this country.
1:32.1	That's why I think here Starvers' next big project should be.
1:34.8	Instead of scroungers, let's go after the slackers.
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