Elmer Is Stuck

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Sedition! Conspiracy! Treason! Titus and the crew talk about Elmer, the human thumb model Rhodes, and how Maryland is still in the middle ages.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.3	This episode is brought to you by Athletic Greens, Troph Hot Sauce, and FitBod.
0:16.0	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:21.0	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:24.1	Sedition, conspiracy, treason, this week, Elmer Stewart Rhodes, Oathkeeper, and self-created
0:29.8	pirate wannabe.
0:30.8	Oh yeah, Elmer shot his own eye out.
0:34.2	Think his life patch should have to read, I'm with stupid or keep your eye on the prize.
0:39.3	Anyway, Elmer was convicted of sedition treason and could be doing 20 years.
0:43.7	It's a big deal.
0:44.7	I mean, not the US beating Iran and the World Cup big deal, but big goal.
0:52.0	Elmer was convicted of sedition and is the first conviction of sedition and conspiracy
0:56.2	systems.
0:57.2	These Muslims tried to end America by plotting to bomb New York City landmarks 30 years
1:02.0	ago.
1:03.5	Shake Omar Abdel Rahman and nine followers were convicted of seditious conspiracy and a plot
1:08.9	to blow up the United Nations, the FBI building and two tunnels and a bridge linking New
1:14.2	York and New Jersey.
1:15.8	Yeah, they tried to end democracy and screw up New York traffic even worse.
1:20.8	I'm not sure how they avoided the death penalty.
1:23.5	Well, not really.
1:25.0	The chic died in federal prison in 2017.
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