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I Am The Cute One

Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. They also break down Anne Hathaway’s 2004 film, “Ella Enchanted,” where Chelsea does (or doesn’t) drag Donny through the mud before they brainstorm what curse they’d give a baby if they wanted to ruin its life. Hope you enjoyed this episode, Cuties, because this podcast will NEVER COVER ANOTHER CINDERELLA MOVIE AGAIN. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

0:06.4

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.

0:11.6

Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

0:14.0

And I am Donnie and I am the cute one.

0:17.0

What?

0:18.0

And I am the cute one, Chelsea.

0:20.0

What is, what is this look?

0:22.8

Well, okay.

0:23.8

You look like Rose McGowan and you know I mean that in a derogatory way.

0:28.2

We're here today to cover Ella enchanted.

0:30.8

Donnie, okay, this is the thing. I'm at a crossroads right now much like Britney Spears, I need to

0:36.9

Shave your head

0:39.3

Donnie, we don't make that joke anymore in light of new information we've gathered about that year.

0:43.6

No, I'm not making a joke about her doing it. I'm saying you with a bald head would look better than what I'm looking at.

0:51.1

You're the punchline, not Brittany.

0:53.0

I think I need to decide if I'm going to continue with the stick of wearing Amazon wigs

1:00.0

or if I'm just going to let bygones be bygones because I am at a point that if I'm going to continue I do need to invest in some new wigs

1:09.2

These gals have seen some better days now I do think it's not helped when I put the

1:14.4

headphones on because before I think it was a little better it does get in a very

1:18.8

Lord Far Quad direction shapewise. Well you did not have the sunglasses or the headphones on when you first

1:25.1

logged in and I can tell you that is incorrect. That wig is just tough. But

1:30.8

maybe I'm just a brat today because full transparency I am in a piss poor mood. I could not sleep last night at all. I only got like an hour and a half of sleep all through the night and then as the night went on then I started

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