Elis Forgets His Book: PS133
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners. |
| 0:03.9 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distance sports by early and ad-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now. Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod every Sunday. We're going to be bringing you something from the distant pod archives. We've gone back through all of the episodes of the socially distant sports bar so far and we found what we think are some of the |
| 0:38.9 | funniest bits so if you like what you listen to over the next few minutes then have a look on the |
| 0:45.1 | episode description because there'll be the episode number that this comes from in there which means |
| 0:50.7 | it makes your journey easier you can then go off and listen to the whole episode either again or for the first time. |
| 0:58.2 | If you're a new listener, this is quite a good way of getting into our archives. |
| 1:01.6 | If you have been with us from episode one, it's a nice way of getting yourselves back into some of the old episodes as well. |
| 1:09.1 | Sit back, relax and enjoy this little snippet from the socially distant sports bar. |
| 1:16.4 | Our distant pod, pint-size episodes. |
| 1:19.3 | Right, it is book time on this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 1:23.3 | Ellis, you are... |
| 1:24.4 | My God, for that. |
| 1:25.5 | Mike's looking fear. |
| 1:27.1 | It's going to tell me again, is it? Is it me? Is it me? |
| 1:29.3 | I know, John. |
| 1:31.0 | Ellis appears to have done a mic as well by the noises made. |
| 1:33.4 | I've completely forgot about that. |
| 1:35.5 | Fucking amazing. |
| 1:36.9 | Welcome to my world. |
| 1:38.8 | Have a look? |
| 1:39.7 | Let me have a look. |
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