Eli Braden - Part 1

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2012

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Eli Braden stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about writing songs for Howard Stern and Ellen, comedy, relationships, astrology, Jimmy Kimmel, San Francisco, love, twitter and other things. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOES we put on the screen) and HGFY. And he performed a song!

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0:00.0	Available now in the comedy album section of iTunes and on AllysonRowson.com, a special
0:09.0	episode of AllysonRowson is your new best friend, live from the LA podcast festival,
0:14.8	with guests, Greg Proops and Doug Benson.
0:17.8	They give you the receipt, they give you the receipt, a couple of dollars, two dimes,
0:21.4	a nickel, and a penny, and they shove it all at you like you're just supposed to take
0:25.9	all that different information.
0:27.5	Take it in your wallet.
0:29.3	That's their question.
0:30.3	This goes in my garbage wallet pocket immediately.
0:34.3	Thanks, thank you for giving me garbage wallet pocket stuff.
0:39.6	Could you throw it overhand at me and I could try to catch it with my garbage wallet pocket?
0:45.2	And if you had ever seen my old wallet, I had to embrace whatever the next thing was because
0:54.2	I feel bad that I shit on this segment.
0:57.5	The question is, do you also hate when this happens?
1:00.9	Yeah, because you get too many things at once, it's like being given a bit of skit of
1:05.9	stuff or whatever, like I'm not ready for it all, man.
1:08.8	Yeah, it's like you're in porn and suddenly there's four dicks, so what are you going to
1:11.3	do with that?
1:12.3	Right, right.
1:13.3	It's like money buccacchi and a receipt.
1:15.7	Money buccacchi, did you really just say that?
1:18.4	Yeah, I did.
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