Christina Pazsitsky - Part 2

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

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🗓️ 29 November 2012

⏱️ 59 minutes

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It's here! The second part of a very special Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend with Christina Pazsitsky! You've waited long enough! Yay!

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0:00.0	Hello, my little twizzlers. It's me, Alison Rosen. This is the very exciting second part
0:18.4	of the two-part episode with Christina Poshitsky. And I know that she says it's Poshitsky,
0:25.9	I'm tiny bit, I'm wondering if it's more like Poshitsky. Christina, which is it? Anyway, I think
0:32.8	you'll enjoy this, but first I have to tell you I have a very exciting news, exciting and timely
0:40.4	news considering the fact that we mentioned it in this episode. The live episode of Alison Rosen
0:46.7	is you new best friend that we recorded at LA Podcast Festival with Doug Benson and Greg Proops
0:52.6	is live in the iTunes store for $1.99. You can go get that now. It's been quite an
1:00.1	odyssey to get to this point. It's been live for weeks. That joke will make sense once you get to
1:08.8	the end of this episode. Time is folding in on itself. It is sort of what you need is a wrinkle
1:13.7	in time. That's just a shout out to Madeline Langel. I don't know how to say that name either.
1:20.8	Anyway, we have a clip from the live podcast at the podcast, which we're going to play for you
1:28.6	to entice your eardrums and your fingers. It entice your whole being. And then I'm going to get
1:35.8	right back into the microphone. And then you're going to hear the episode. I just want to break
1:40.5	it down completely. That's how this is going to go. Okay, here's the clip. Please love it.
1:44.8	You should dedicate, oh, it's not your book, but they should have dedicated a book to Leslie Nielsen.
1:50.0	Yeah, yeah, because he was an old man who loved loved parts. I think they buried him with this
1:56.6	fart machine. I'm almost certain they did. No, not his own asshole. I mean,
2:04.6	no, I mean it. Like Bella Legosi was buried in the Dracula costume. Leslie Nielsen was buried
2:09.8	with his fart machine. I've requested that I be buried with a, you know, a small wooden
2:16.4	implement of indeterminate origin. Like some kind of totem. More of a spoon, really. I think it's
2:24.2	more useful. In the after world, you're not going to find a totem as useful as a spoon. I think in
2:30.4	the after world, they're going to be like yogurt. And I'm going to be like right on because I'll have
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