Election Night Special: Caravan Edition

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Welcome to episode 9 of The Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Jr. V.P.
0:08.2	Junior Vice President.
0:09.4	Thank you for performing your civic duty to listen to us.
0:12.8	Did I vote today?
0:14.1	Let me put in a way you morons can understand.
0:17.0	This morning I woke up with a bad case of stick or fever, and now I'm chilling at 98
0:21.3	degrees and I feel totally awake and with it.
0:28.3	It's election night on the Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Jr. V.P.
0:39.7	Junior Vice President.
0:41.1	I came in late.
0:42.1	I just had an IRVP.
0:45.0	Listen, the election is important.
0:47.6	Something more important.
0:48.6	An election in itself.
0:50.4	Greg was talking before the show.
0:53.6	Erica, you heard this, that Greg's mom thinks that Greg is better looking than I am.
1:00.0	Yeah, she confirmed it.
1:01.0	It was a topic on last week's show and she said sorry, but too bad.
1:05.8	No, I object this out of hand.
1:08.0	I think that if I understand why your mom would say that, she's your mom.
1:11.0	She's a good mom to you and mostly to your brother.
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