Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2018
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome to episode 10 of The Jasselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project. |
| 0:07.1 | JRPP. |
| 0:08.1 | Junior Vice President. |
| 0:09.4 | We're like the best friends you never had, never will. |
| 0:12.1 | I said I'm free to do what I want any old time. |
| 0:16.0 | I say love me. |
| 0:17.5 | Hold me. |
| 0:18.5 | Back in the studio with a post-special glow of Anthony Jasselnik, just seems like a weight |
| 0:34.2 | has been lifted off of you. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm in a great mood. |
| 0:37.5 | No weight lifted off me. |
| 0:38.6 | It's more like I just destroyed all my enemies. |
| 0:44.2 | Now I have that glow of confidence. |
| 0:45.6 | What's funny to me is if you would ask me last week who would be the most recovering |
| 0:52.6 | from alcohol poisoning, me, you, or Eric at Tamposi after I taped my special, I would have |
| 0:59.8 | guessed me. |
| 1:00.8 | You would have guessed me. |
| 1:01.8 | I would have guessed me. |
| 1:02.8 | The odds would have been. |
| 1:03.8 | I might have taken Tamposi at plus 250 because I know her and just an average weekend |
| 1:10.1 | for hers. |
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