Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Remember when you used to get fat footballers? Luke and Pete do.
On today’s episode, the guys discuss the sartorial choices of football fans of the past and present, as well as those of golfers and middle-aged men more generally. Not only that, but there’s an offering for the Battery Robot and some big news concerning Afroman.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Luke and the Pete show. |
| 0:09.0 | It is Thursday, 26th of March. |
| 0:11.0 | How the hell do we get here and how the hell do we get Luke Moore in a room? |
| 0:14.0 | Yo, I'm regularly in rooms. |
| 0:16.0 | The most in demand podcaster in the world. |
| 0:18.0 | Lukey Moore is here. |
| 0:19.0 | Well, that's a big, a big, a big, a big, |
| 0:22.6 | what's it called? |
| 0:23.5 | Buildup. |
| 0:24.2 | I'm always, I'm regularly in rooms. |
| 0:25.4 | Big old cock. |
| 0:26.2 | I'm regularly in rooms. What are you talking about, how do we get Luke more in a room? I'm always in a room. You're with it. You're in a room with me earlier on. enjoying each other's company. |
| 0:33.5 | I was. |
| 0:34.4 | We did a ramble episode together. |
| 0:36.4 | I like it when you're in the hosting chair |
| 0:37.9 | because I never know what's going to happen. |
| 0:39.5 | Exactly. |
| 0:40.0 | Exactly. |
| 0:41.2 | Um, uh, I was. We did a ramble episode together. I like it when you're in the hosting chair because I never know what's going to happen. Exactly. Exactly. And I'm usually dressed a lot better as well, sort of gone off because I'm sort of taken down because basically the OTC lot, they dress better than us, I would say. |
| 1:11.3 | Have you picked up on? And Dotten's obviously, you know, he puts up the average a bit, but they always dress quite well. And I always feel quite guilty that I am sort of getting out of the hosting chair for the ramble. And then Dotten comes in and sits down, and he's always dressed like, you know, he's attending the Brits. You ain't going to win any kind any kind of cool off competition with fucking daughter. No. I know. I know. It's a shame. But I've stopped wearing my suits because they, because I've demolished it a cupboard. I don't have any way to keep my suits. They're out and about free for the moths again. What are you going to say? I've stopped to eat in my suit because I've demolished a whole top of ice cream or something then. |
| 1:31.1 | They were, I mean, |
| 1:31.4 | some of the suits, they're out in about free for the moths to get them. I've stopped to eat in my suit because I'll demolish the whole top of ice cream or something. |
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