El Cheapo
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
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| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.3 | Oh boy. No one can be cheap like dads. It's the week of Father's Day. |
| 0:34.1 | So let's celebrate some of your dad's cheapness with some El Cheapo. You will be |
| 0:38.2 | battling your father against the Kingpin of Cheap herself. It's time to talk to the Kingpin |
| 0:45.2 | of Cheap. Here she is El Cheapo. And today's El Cheapo is brought to you by American |
| 0:52.7 | Tire Depot, and they have the cheapest |
| 0:55.1 | prices anywhere, especially when it comes to tires. And my dad has taught me many ways to save on |
| 1:01.3 | all kinds of car-related issues that I've had. And he fully endorsed my recent decision |
| 1:06.6 | with my car to get it fixed rather than buying a new one. You know, A1A wanted to let us know that their dad would cut their pants into shorts for the summer, but then keep the legs and reattach them when weather got cooler, which is a real cheap-o move. I'm sure he couldn't do the sewing back on. That's where mom had to step up, I'm sure. But regardless, that does sound like something only a cheap, thrifty dad would do. |
| 1:28.1 | I think dads are really cheap when it comes to clothing and furniture. |
| 1:33.0 | My dad, I don't think I've ever seen him get rid of a piece of furniture. |
| 1:37.8 | He even has furniture from when my grandmother was still alive. |
| 1:40.9 | And at one point, when I was younger, we bought some kind of a QRB furniture repolished thing on like an infomercial and tried to refurnish, |
| 1:50.0 | like to repurpose all of the furniture that he had because he was like, I don't ever want to |
| 1:54.7 | buy new furniture. If it works fine, yeah, it needs some better finish on it, but why would |
| 1:59.0 | I go buy something new? |
| 2:00.5 | 714. My dad was tired of turning off lights in the house, started removing light bulbs and would only put them in when we were in the room. So that's a real next level thing when you're taking out light bulbs and putting them in. And 310 said, rather than run the AC, my dad would give us each an ice cube and told us to rest it on the back of our neck. It would cool us off faster than actually putting on the air conditioning. Here's |
| 2:20.9 | another one for you. My grandfather, who was very cheap as well, would time our showers. So when I lived |
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