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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Ah, just like that, a new episode of Showvertime can officially begin. I don't know where the theme song is, but I think Johnny's doing some babysitting right now because my kids are still in the building.

So as a result, they may not be a theme song. Were we going to have to do that every week? No, we didn't have to do it at all. I thought it would be fun. In my head, I go, well, it's Father's Day. Maybe there's a fun segment we could do involving my kids. And then I said, they're very busy. I was like, oh, they got one, they have one window.

I could get them in the studio live.

And it would be Wednesday because they're the busy. I was like, oh, they got one, they have one window.

I could get them in the studio live, and it would be Wednesday because they're school. It's the first day with no school, but then they start camp or something tomorrow. Should we get them back in here? They could join on show overtime. It would be a giant train wreck, but I'm sure it wouldn't be any more of a train wreck than what happened on the air earlier. That was, yeah, that went off the rails a little bit.

But you know what?

We were thinking that it was worth the risk and I think overall train wrecked on what happened on the air earlier. That was, yeah, that went off the rails a little bit. But you know what?

We were thinking that it was worth the risk, and I think overall it was. You never know what's going to happen with kids on the air. The reality is that the bribery I used to get them up so early is donuts, and I think that they overdid it on the donuts, and then Johnny, you know, forced-fed them hot chocolate, So there was a combination of donuts and hot chocolate. And they weren't really sleeping last night because they were all amped up to get in here. So I think there was a combination of lack of sleep, excitement about coming in here, donuts and hot chocolate. And I think they finally hit the wall. And you think that's the day after the last day of school, you're probably recovering from that as well.

I mean, like, don't teachers say that the day after Halloween is like the shittiest day for kids to be around, you know, because they're just, they're all hyped up and then they're exhausted the next day. And I would imagine it's similar for last day of school. Also, like, I don't think they drink yet because they're young,

but I would imagine that the hangover is real from just, like,

from what our day, a day for us of partying, which would be like, you know, they drink yet because they're young but I would imagine that the hangover is real from just like

from what our day a day for us of partying which would be like you know tequila and vodka nonstop

and you know weed and everything else their day yesterday like I think they got donuts for breakfast

at school then they had an ice cream Sunday party and then they did some sort of like a popsicle thing but they're like don't worry dad they were healthy popsicles but I looked at them and they had an ice cream Sunday party. Cool. And then they did some sort of like a popsicle thing, but they were like, don't worry,

Dad, they were healthy popsicles, but I looked at them and they were those bomb pops, which I'm pretty sure are not healthy popsicles. And it just seemed healthy compared to the ice cream Sunday bar. And then after school, I didn't know any of this, so I had picked them up with like a snack, like a treat to like, hey, congratulations, summer's here.

So I brought them a bunch of M&Ms.

So today they were probably going through withdrawal. Yeah, I would imagine today was like the equivalent of a hangover for adults. So they were all sorts of jacked up. But anyway, remember, diabetes, it's real. Well, you know, are you still a person who restricts their sugar intake? It's weird. I always said, you know, when I was a kid, my mom was... Anti-sugar. Very anti-sugar. And it was so frustrating because we had nothing good. I mean, I remember I would go to every friend's house. They had all the best cereals. Cereal as a kid, I think, I don't think there's any more important than good cereal

when you're a kid. And cereal like Lucky Charms or Cap and Crunch or Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Man, I had all that shit. It was great. I don't even think I tried some of those until I was like an adult for the first time. Yeah, like I didn't even know there was, I didn't even know they made cereal other than like curios regular yellow box see and that's what we really

only have in the house Yeah, like I didn't even know there was, I didn't even know they made cereal other than like Cheerios, regular yellow box.

See, and that's what we really only have in the house is like Joe-O's. Oh, that's even sadder than my story. Because we don't eat cereal. And the only cereal, that's like the only one he's tried and he likes it. So I'm like, I'm not going to get all this other shit because I don't know, like, you know, I don't want to, I don't want him to eat it consistently because I just don't want it to go stale because we don't eat any of that stuff. But I don't restrict anything as far as like if he wants a popsicle for breakfast, he can have one. Really? Yeah. Well, you're like Lord of the Flies over there. Yeah, but, you know, he doesn't ask for one all the time. He's just like, sometimes he wakes up and he's like, can I have a popsicle?

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