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The Empty Bowl

Eighty-Five

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This is the eighty-fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which milks multiply, Honey Bunches stay GOATed, and we celebrate cereal's subtlest satisfactions.

Transcript

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0:30.0

I've been ill recently and the old adage came to mind.

0:48.5

The best medicine is cereal.

0:52.0

It turns out though the best medicine is medicine.

1:00.9

But the best cereal is cereal.

1:06.0

Hello, and welcome to the Empty Bowl, the meditative podcast about cereal.

1:14.2

My name is Justin McAroy and I'm a cereal enthusiast.

1:18.5

My name is Dan Gubair and I am a Knight of the Breakfast Table with a spoon as my sword

1:24.8

and interlinked Cheerios as my chainmail.

1:30.2

It's an ineffective chainmail but a delicious one.

1:34.1

We are going to talk about cereal news.

1:36.4

We're going to review some stuff.

1:38.6

We're going to have some more wild card segments if you like.

1:42.6

But mainly it's just going to be a chill meditation on cereal.

1:47.0

So the only thing we ask from you is that you relax.

1:50.7

Try to shut out the rest of the world and just let yourself for a few minutes at least.

1:55.6

Just think about cereal.

1:59.3

That's it.

2:00.3

That's all you got to do.

2:01.8

Dan, I've promised the people cereal news and I hope that you're going to help me

2:06.7

deliver on that promise and not make a big phony liar out of me.

2:12.5

Oh, don't worry, we have six technically seven new breakfast products to discuss today.

2:19.9

So a whole week's worth basically of new cereal content.

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