The following is an operation podcast production.

Why don't you tell the people who you are?

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Yeah, yeah, I...

From the day you were born, I hated you.

I was a bitch, like I was even back then I was shitting in my pants.

I hear teenage girls do that.

Chase, I realized I was an idiot.

I've been telling you that for years.

I suck dick for crack.

I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

I'm gonna rub that bottle.

What's the love about LA, Chase?

Gas is free, food is free, drinks are free.

Foresight, that's like foreskin.

I had mine removed, you're still there.

Have you ever seen my penis?

Washing Monument. Significantly less hairy hairy as well your wife calls you an

idiot yeah that's love man sim yeah whatever you want baby I mentioned that we have a

sister but since when I have a problem I'm not wearing pants right now so

Christian Guzman was your first yeah yeah he was also mine bing bing bing bong bong b bong bong bing bong. Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo. And you were trying to find the g spot too. I still haven't found it. I'll show you later.

If you were right here listening to this right now, you have realized that you want more out of life, a true sense of fulfillment.

...