Good morning and welcome to episode 499.

499 of Effectively Wild, the Daily Podcast from Baseball Perspectus, presented by the

baseballreference.com Play Index. I am Ben Lindbergh, a writer for Grantland.com, joined

by Sam Miller, editor-in-chief of Baseball Perspectus. Hello.

Hi, how are you?

Okay. So it's another day, of course, and that means that the Diamondbacks played Ben.

It did. And when the Diamondbacks play, we need headlines.

So, yeah, that's right. There needs to be a story.

I'm going to read you 10 headlines that we've got 10. We're selected as top submissions.

10. That's twice as many as usual, so you know they're good. You know that they're 10

gold headlines. I'm going to, I'm going to, uh, read you these 10. I'm going to ask you

to pick a winner. But then I'm also just going to ask how much you've learned about the

game. I mean, if I were given 10 headlines, uh, took in vey the game to you, I think I'd

like to think that I could pretty much tell you everything you'd get from a game story,

uh, cumulatively. So we'll see if we can. So 10 submissions. All right.

Hill keys victory in effort to get out of town. That's how headlines are, right? Isn't

that how most headlines go? Well, there's some useful information in there. I know who won.

I know who had something to do with the victory. Yes. And I guess I know where the Diamond

backs are going to play next. All the way on the road. You would think that they were on

the road already, right? To get out of town, I would think normally would imply that

they're in an inhospitable environment. Yeah. But they're, so I think that's slightly

misleading, but they're actually at home. I think any time you have in effort to in the

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