Where there's loads of him in this old town, everybody puts me down.

I'm a face without a name.

Just walking in the ring on back to Houston.

Houston. Houston.

Good morning and welcome to episode 498 of Effectively Wilds,

this is the Daily Podcast from Baseball Perspectus.

Brought to you by the Play Index at baseballreference.com.

I'm Sam Miller and that's Ben Lindbergh, who writes for Grantland.

Ben, how are you?

Great. How are you?

Good. I'm sending you something that I just saw come over the wire two seconds before we started recording.

This is the Arizona Republic. I think.

Yeah, it's always hard to talk to.

It is an easy central dot com.

Which newspapers are always rebranding their websites for some reason.

When I was at Orange County Register for a while, our website was branded as myoc.

And for a while, it was branded as orangecounty.com.

So I'm always a little cautious.

But yes, this is the Arizona Republic.

Has a feature where writers, not writers, readers can submit headlines for the Diamondback scheme.

And I find this charming and wonderful.

And I just wanted you to see the headlines that are suggested.

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