Effectively Wild Episode 2009: Safe By a Hair
Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast
Ben Lindbergh, Meg Rowley
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary

Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley follow up with additional details about the Cardinals’ cheeseburger phone, banter about the hot hitting of Ronald Acuña Jr. and Aaron Judge, answer listener emails (31:13) about home run rituals and the unwritten rules, a prophylactic procedure to prevent Tommy John surgery, whether a runner could be safe because of his beard, the percentage of players who could be on the same statistical list as a Hall of Famer, whether pitchers fan batters or vice versa, a rapid player promotion, and making fan interference part of the game, react to a Luke Voit “beef” reference, meet Major Leaguers Josh Walker and Garrett Acton (1:13:46), Stat Blast about entire divisions being better than entire other divisions, players batting without a position, and streaks of starting pitchers with the same handedness (1:27:39), plus follow-ups and a Past Blast from 2009 (1:42:22).
Audio intro: Alex Glossman and Ali Breneman, “Effectively Wild Theme”
Audio outro: Ian Phillips, “Effectively Wild Theme”
Link to Goold on phone details
Link to burger image
Link to burger GIF
Link to home run rituals
Link to Lawless bat flip
Link to “beanball” wiki
Link to FG WAR leaderboard
Link to xWOBA leaderboard
Link to other Ben on Acuña
Link to Sheehan on Acuña/Judge
Link to story about prophylactic TJ
Link to more on TJ
Link to even more on TJ
Link to bearded Napoli slide
Link to Speier tweet
Link to Episode 1426
Link to spirit week explainer
Link to listener emails database
Link to story on Walker
Link to more on Walker
Link to even more on Walker
Link to MLBTR on Walker
Link to Walker interview
Link to Acton debut story
Link to Acton’s first K
Link to BA on Acton
Link to FG on Acton
Link to background on Acton
Link to Ben on pitcher deception
Link to new MLB debuts
Link to Voit video
Link to Topps Now cards
Link to ALE/ALC standings
Link to tweet about “nothings”
Link to SABR on “nothings”
Link to most “nothing” PA
Link to most “nothing” runs created
Link to Russell on SP handedness
Link to 2009 Past Blast source
Link to more on Ripken’s site
Link to even more on the site
Link to video on the site
Link to David Lewis’s Twitter
Link to David Lewis’s Substack
Link to long hair article
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Romantic but dandy and high |
| 0:02.5 | Mnematical, semantic and frantic |
| 0:04.7 | Real or theoretical |
| 0:06.3 | They give you the stats |
| 0:07.6 | And they give you the news |
| 0:09.1 | It's a baseball podcast |
| 0:11.1 | You should choose |
| 0:12.3 | Effectively wild is here for you |
| 0:15.2 | About all the weird stuff that players do |
| 0:18.2 | Authentically strange and objectively styled |
| 0:21.3 | Let's play ball |
| 0:23.2 | It's effectively wild |
| 0:26.3 | It's effectively wild |
| 0:29.4 | It's effectively wild |
| 0:35.9 | Hello and welcome to episode 2009 of Effectively Wild |
| 0:39.4 | A fan graph baseball podcast brought to you by our Patreon supporters |
| 0:42.3 | I'm Meg Raleigh, a fan graphs and I am joined as always by Ben Lemberger of the Ranger |
| 0:45.8 | And how are you? |
| 0:46.8 | I have hamburger phone clarity |
| 0:49.2 | That is how I am |
| 0:50.7 | So I have additional details on how the Cardinals cheeseburger phone functions |
| 0:56.4 | Okay |
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