Effectively Wild Episode 2008: Big Hack Attack
Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast
Ben Lindbergh, Meg Rowley
4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2023
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary

Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about the sesame-seer Cardinals using a cheeseburger phone to predict home buns (er, runs) by hitters who are dialed in, the varying fortunes of three offseason big spenders (the Mets, Padres, and Rangers) and the stakes of their success, Kumar Rocker’s Tommy John surgery, Dustin May’s flexor strain, the proliferation of ranked prospects, Jackson Holliday, the Orioles’ infield future, and what it takes for tanking to be justified, the need for a Lab League to test the pre-tacked ball, José Abreu’s power outage, Zac Gallen’s bird omen, and more, plus a Past Blast (1:38:22) from 2008 and a few follow-ups.
Audio intro: Liz Panella, “Effectively Wild Theme”
Audio outro: Harold Walker, “Effectively Wild Theme”
Link to Wainwright interview
Link to burger image
Link to burger GIF
Link to home run rituals
Link to Mets celebration article
Link to Mets comeback homers
Link to Machado injury info
Link to FG post on Heim
Link to Rocker Pipeline thread
Link to SAL leaderboard
Link to article on pre-tacked ball
Link to Bird Bath Splash Zone info
Link to Gallen bird video
Link to asterisk-ball display
Link to 2008 Past Blast source
Link to MLB replay wiki
Link to article on David’s catch
Link to David Lewis’s Twitter
Link to David Lewis’s Substack
Link to competitions/drafts sheet
Link to Episode 201 draft
Link to Modesto game box score
Link to Modesto game thread
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| 0:00.0 | DEEPLY |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 2008 of Effectively Wild, a baseball podcast from |
| 0:43.3 | Vangrass presented by our Patreon supporters, I am Ben Linberg of the |
| 0:47.6 | ringer joined by Meg Rally of Vangrass. Hello Meg. Hello. Meg how much time have |
| 0:52.8 | we spent over the years and this year specifically speaking about home-run |
| 0:57.2 | celebrations and players predicting things? I think a lot. A lot. Yeah a lot of |
| 1:03.7 | time. A lot of time. And there's been a new development on both fronts really a |
| 1:08.6 | story that intersects and overlaps with both of these trends that were |
| 1:13.6 | tracking players constantly predicting things that will happen in games or |
| 1:17.5 | claiming after the fact that they did predict them and then also developing |
| 1:21.9 | rituals to celebrate home runs. So the Cardinals, not the most fun team in the |
| 1:28.0 | majors, perhaps this season we've talked about that too, but now that they've |
| 1:33.7 | solved their catching problems by reocquiring Wilson Contreras, which is |
| 1:38.2 | great move by them by the way, plugging in Wilson Contreras behind the plate. I |
| 1:42.7 | really I like that for them and they have allowed four runs in the three games |
| 1:48.1 | that he's been back there. So how about that? I don't know if he's undergone the |
| 1:52.8 | William Contreras defensive overhaul, but he's holding his own anyway. The Cardinals |
| 1:59.1 | have debuted the cheeseburger phone. Okay. So this is not exactly a home-run |
| 2:06.0 | celebration. I think they're one of the few teams, the holdouts that doesn't |
| 2:10.8 | have a full home run celebration. Maybe just because the Cardinals haven't been in |
| 2:15.6 | the most celebratory mood just in general this season, but they do hit a fair |
| 2:20.5 | number of home runs. So what they're doing now is using a cheeseburger phone to |
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