The day has come, everybody. The day has come. Friday, I mean, it's Friday. Hey, everybody,

I'm John, nothing big's going on. It's just me and Bretter, like the host of the happy

F hour. Two fun buds having fun on a normal news day. Bret has it going.

I'll tell you what, John, thought we had about 10 minutes left. Then the show started.

If I must be honest, I was like, John, make sure that the microphones off and then the show began.

And I wasn't ready because I've become a zombie. Yeah, it's been a week.

The only person who's less of a zombie than me is like everyone on CNN who still has the same

level of energy. I'm very glad to have you here because everybody, we're done probably.

We're probably done. Yeah, and we're going to talk about all that. It's been a very crazy

week here. You've met us at a very strange time in our lives, America. We've been going, going,

going with live videos and you've shows in the morning. So we have a rundown. I remember some of

what's on it. But Bret and I are going to work our way through that talking about what's been

going on with the election, a little bit of additional news. And then of course, a very special

addition of garbage people can't wait to find out who Bret has for that.

As well as we do have, we still haven't named it and we probably never will. But the exact opposite

of a garbage person. I have a suggestion for that today as well. So whether you're watching on

Twitch or YouTube or on the app or anything like that, thank you for joining us. Please hit the

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And as we go through this hour to let's keep it real 90 minutes or so. You can set us messages

and Bret and I will be responding throughout. That said, Bret, this is normally the time where you

pitch, you let us know what's going to happen with happy half hour. But that's actually not happening,

right? Happy half hour will be a rerun of the previous episode. And I will say there is a common

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