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Hello everybody, it's another week. Thank you. Hi, we're back. We're here. We're living. We're breathing. We're thriving. Are we not really?

You know, I thought that my little tone death, uh, galvan, trip would let a little steam out of the kettle, but it's done quite the opposite. It has made me wildly wildly depressed and yearning for a life we once knew. Now, I'm not going to get dark because I am a light at the end of the tunnel kind of ho.

But let's get those vaccines rolled out. I just I need I need to go and yell at somebody without worrying about droplets, you know, a stranger which by the way, I went to the dog park yesterday. I've been a week quarantine. I wear two and 95 masks and I don't go within 50 feet of another human being period. Like I'm so terrified. It's one in three LA County is popping the fuck off. So, you know, Anne Frank could never.

It took me out of the dog park yesterday because the poor guy. I mean, he's just he's yearning for for some Al fresco adventure.

And by Al fresco adventure, I mean, he literally just sits at the farthest corner with me and judges the other months as he should, you know. So I'm at the dog park yesterday. And these two little yappy fucks, they start. Yeah, you know, like really annoying, like not all dogs are cute, not all kids are cute. No cat is cute.

And just ask, as Alia Banks just kidding. Is that too soon to real? I've last week's episode was a fucking what a bender. Who knew this one's going to be light and fluffy like a goddamn meringue. So Leo and I are about 814 feet away.

Rapton, Serran, rap and Clorox and these two dogs start going at it. One of them's actually really cute, like a little puppy golden doodle really sweet. It's Leo's gay lover. They have a lot of sexual tension. It's very adorable.

This other one, little wiry, if you know what I mean. So this dog is like nipping at the golden doodle and the owner of the golden doodle a dude.

Kind of like held his foot out to separate them. I was watching this whole thing from a distance. If I could have brought popcorn and some fucking binoculars, I should have.

So the woman of the wiry little yapper says, you kicked my fucking dog. Meanwhile, her dog is attacking this sweet little golden doodle. The couple picks up their golden doodle and is like, I didn't kick your dog.

Like your dog is attacking my dog. And even as they picked up their golden doodle, this little is wiry yapper is jumping and biting, biting the woman holding her dog, biting the golden doodle.

So they're walking away and it's like getting fructitious people like, fuck you. You know, don't fucking touch my fucking dog. You kick my dog.

And then the woman with the wiry dog kicks the other woman in her fucking spine. The woman holding her golden doodle falls to the ground, twists her fucking ankle.

And then this fucking woman takes the husband and is like, you kick me. I'll kick you in your fucking wife kicks him in the nuts. He grabs her restrains her.

Then the woman with the golden doodle picks up punches are in the face. I am sitting there. I started shaking my whole body started shaking.

People are calling the cops. This is happening at a suburban dog dog park. And all I'm thinking about is, oh my god, it's COVID and everyone is way too close. And yes, everyone's masked and yes, it's outside.

I don't give a fuck. They're all up in each other's business. This is like, people are, it was the wildest thing I've ever seen.

Anyways, so that happened. So that was enough stimulation for the next three weeks, at least. The other source of stimulation is allegedly, and I shouldn't be saying this.

But here it fucking goes. If you listen to this podcast, you know that Andrew and I made an offer on a house.

It's not on the market yet. It was coming soon. It is my dead mother's childhood home. And it was all, I mean, it happened. Stance. I had no clue that she had lived there.

I love the street. I love the house. I love the neighborhood. Our realtor sent us the listing and said, Hey, this is coming soon.

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