We are about to break the surly ponds of gravity and punch the face of God.

Left Jab Productions present Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collage.

And now your host, Dave Zaire.

The Schmada Kid.

Boom!

Edge of Sports Radio, where sports and politics collide.

I'm Dave Zarin, joined as always by a man who just ran for 199 yards for the New England Patriots and scored four touchdowns.

At least I think that was him.

Damn Baker, D.B.

They just pulled you right off the street, man. Bo Ciro status. You're going to be starting for the 76ers. Yeah, and you could probably pull that off. We're going to be talking about that today. You have the book. You could be Bo Jackson in today's sports world if you just play for tanking teams. Speaking of tanking, we're doing it on this show,

and that's why I'm joined by the coach, Kevin McNutt.

How are you doing, Coach? Hey, hey, hey, hey, I resumed that remark.

But hey, but look, I got to do an impression for you. Please. My RG3. All right, you ready? Oh, man. All right. Guys, you know, I didn't play well, but Dave, you didn't play well.

And Mark, you weren't getting on the show.

Dan, your production was bad.

Look, we have no all pros on this broadcast. I want you guys to know that. I can't even imagine saying that. But anyway, go ahead. Well, that's a nice little preview because after this break, we are going to talk about RG3. And hopefully I want to talk about, like, why it is that people seem to hate RG3 more than

Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice combined and what that says about this country.

I think actually that's very accurate.

But we're going to talk about that.

And just let me run this through before I introduce mean Mark Barry.

So glad to have you in your mirror, Mike, but don't say anything yet.

But I just got to let people know

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