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Boomer & Gio

Eddie's & Al's Urologist, Plus Boomer Mistaken For Clinton

Boomer & Gio

Audacy

News, Sports

4.2706 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

We somehow got into the fact that Al and Eddie have the same urologist and how Al is a ‘penis hypochondriac’. Boomer got mistaken for Bill Clinton in the iPhone store while he was wearing a baseball cap.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Nobody likes getting into people's finances like Al Dukes. Oh, I love it. Oh, he loves digging in, digging deep. How does this guy afford this? How did that happen? I don't understand. Where's he getting his money from? There's parents rich. Does he come from money? Does he have another job? How does this company make money? How are they paying their employees? Yeah, I have a lot of finance questions. Like, I'd love to look at the books for so many different places. Yeah. No, I know you would. And so many different people, too. Yes. Yeah. Let me take a look at that bank account of yours, see if I could figure this whole thing out because it's not adding up to me and I need

0:38.3

to know Al Dukes personal fiscal investigator who went to Shorehaven first Eddie or Al

0:47.3

Eddie did so Eddie went and you're going oh I need to know more about Eddie's finances because

0:52.5

if he is retiring at the age of 59 and a half I need to to know how to figure that how to do that. Well, I was just hoping that Eddie or his wife had looked into it, that that was a good place to go. Which is not the case. My dad went there years ago. Yes. He said, would you get some money together? Go to Larry. So we did. So your dad had a guy. He did. And then now you

1:13.9

had a guy and that guy is out. Now Al's guy. Now Al's guy. Now Al's guy. Now Al's got a guy.

1:19.0

Eddie and I both have the same urologist also. Oh, interesting. That guy could tell some stories.

1:25.5

Has he seen both of your penises, the guy? Yes.

1:29.1

Eddie's confused?

1:30.4

Well, because he doesn't really investigate that, you know, with the...

1:34.8

He's seen both our butts.

1:36.8

Okay.

1:38.3

He's seen your butt, Eddie?

1:40.5

Yeah, but like, you know, maybe Al had more penis problems. Yeah. Oh, he did. You had some stuff down there, didn't you? I'm sure I did. I mean, nothing ever, like I had more phantom things where I think something wrong at me and then it gets checked out. It's just all in my head. He's got schwansophobia is what he's got which he thinks things

2:02.4

are happening to his penis that are not happening to his penis correct yeah like what's the

2:06.9

worst thing that ever happened to it that you thought there was something significantly wrong

2:12.0

hmm when i was in college there was a there was a black dot on the top of it.

2:19.4

On the top?

2:20.1

It just appeared?

2:21.2

Yeah, it just appeared.

2:22.1

Like a tick?

2:22.8

No, it was like just a tiny black dot.

2:26.3

And I had to go to the doctor on Indiana State Campus.

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