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🗓️ 22 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning from hell. I am Chris and I am dead. And for my eternal punishment, we're supposed to interview everyone in the afterlife. And I'm joined, as always, by the younger brother of Satan Clayton. |
| 0:18.2 | Hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey. Hockey, that's right. Isn't that baseball? No, oh, yeah, no, it is, it is. You're right. Well, anyways, hey, look at me. Yeah. Look at me in my spiffy outfit, huh? Hockey jersey, H.E. Double hockey sticks. That's right. I got the nicest skates 600 dollars the nicest stick a bike |
| 0:40.4 | polycarbonate stick with a gold head two thousand dollars wow these gloves 500 a piece |
| 0:47.3 | and this jersey probably i don't know like how much you in charge for it i don't know i'll call like |
| 0:54.0 | 60 70 bucks or something yeah maybe it'll be cheaper. No, I joined the hockey team, Chris. Oh, wow. So why? I didn't know you played hockey. No, you know, just just bored. You know, it's a great way to socialize, meet women. A lot of hags play hockey, you know. Hags? Yeah, I'm into hags now. You know, I'm out exploring and what's it called when they have both guys and girls playing hockey? Inter- bisexual? Yeah, that's the one. So it's inter-bisexual. Uh-huh. So it's a great way to meet other couples and other people and, you know, I'm just out there looking for love, man. And no better way than to fucking slam people, body slamming him into the side or beating the fuck out of him next to the ref. |
| 1:31.2 | Yeah. And no better way than to fucking slam people, body slamming him into the |
| 1:28.4 | side or beating the fuck out of him next to the ref. Yeah. Yeah. You said you're into hags. Hags are |
| 1:33.6 | into hockey? Is that like a term? You know how like there's like twinks and then there's bears and |
| 1:39.5 | are there hags? I know those are specifically gay terms but like what's hag a hag uh is actually an |
| 1:46.4 | acronym that I will let our community submit their guesses for I know what it means but I want to hear |
| 1:52.5 | what they think okay and then we'll come back to it but yeah man if you want to ranchi if you want it |
| 1:56.4 | dirty you got to go play hockey and the violence that's on the field is only like a decimal of what you're going to get in the bedroom. I tell you what. Okay. It's great, man. It's ferocious. Well, I can't wait to cheer you on. Yeah. Well, you're not allowed at the games. Oh. Yeah. Well, I can't wait to hear about it afterwards. Yeah, it's going to be great. Anyways, yeah, if you want a jersey, we'll probably have these up in the store. Pronto as soon as Chris gets on that. |
| 2:20.6 | Gets that thumb up his ass, yep. Store dot, good morning from hell. And hey, you know what? Next month is our big anniversary month, and it's October, which is like the spooky time of year. So we have a bunch of cool stuff coming up and I'm going to say what some of those things are right now. And he will not over promise. He will |
| 2:38.0 | deliver. time of year, so we have a bunch of cool stuff coming up, and I'm going to say what some of those |
| 2:34.5 | things are right now. And he will not overpromise. He will deliver on all of these. Well, it'll |
| 2:40.6 | be our one year of being independent from roostertee, so there's that. Well, technically we were |
| 2:45.3 | already independent because we were shut down if you think about it. That's true. So we'll have some |
| 2:49.4 | special stuff on our Patreon at good morning from L.com. We're going to have an anniversary live show on October 15th. We're going to release some stuff that was deleted slash unreleased from rooster teeth, all that. We'll tell more about that later. But if you're not sent up, just sign up for free because then you'll at least know about it. And deleted stuff, you know, things that were on the cutting room floor got canceled. You know it's good. You know it's quality stuff. You're going to want to tune into it. All the canceled people from Richard will be only at Goodyearty from hell.com. But Clayton, who do we got on the show this week? Chris, we got the Zodiac Killer. Come on in. Oh, thank you so much, guys. It's so great to be here. Just for a really welcoming environment. Wow. Nice to see you. Look at him. It's him. It's him. There he is. Wow. Here I am. You got me. Finally, we've been looking for you. What have you been doing? Where have you been? Should we just call you Zodiac or Zach or Zod? Sometimes it's Z for short. |
| 3:44.0 | It's whatever you want. We've been looking for you. What are you been doing? Where have you been? Should we just call you Zodiac or Zach or Zoddy? |
| 3:42.6 | Sometimes it's Z for short. It's whatever you want. Okay. You know, people call me a lot of things. What are you, Zoro? Well, Zoro's trademarked, but, you know. Zed for the British audience. That's right. Beans for breakfast. Up Up, up, Jiro. So Z, I mean, God, the body count, dude. |
| 3:57.5 | I mean, what was it, like 30 some people? |
| 4:00.2 | You know, like body count, dude. I mean, what was it, like 30 some people? |
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