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Hey! Welcome the wonderful Linda Pollock

Here she is Linda Pollock

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She's settled down in from the microphone

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Linda how that

Bloody hell of you been

I'm fine but someone needs to have a word with white van man

Bloody man why what's he done now?

Cat calling, is it whistling?

No, and he's in his van, or you'd think he'd be comfortable, because he's barely dressed. You can see he's, like, he's got no top on. In fact, I'm hoping he's got bottoms on, yeah. Yeah. Possibly not. in the heat they seem to be extremely short-tempered.

I've been tailgated, I've been cut up. I've had them, like, doing that thing when they come up next year, trying to get you to look at them so they can give you the sign for a special blender coffee beans. They're just very short. They don't do that to women, do that? You're joking. Yeah, you should see what I do back.

But yes, they do.

Now, I just want to say, I love you, workers of this fine country.

But you need to wind your necks in.

No one can be that cross with a nips out. Come on.

Right. I want to ask you this.

And do not, I'm not being

contentious, genuinely.

Yeah.

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