I'm W. W. W. Oh! Oh! Oh, who. Strap in and enjoy the best bits.

Hello ladies and gentlemen.

It's cleaning back teeth here with Linda Pollack.

She's here.

She's to my left.

To the left, to the left.

Linda's to the left, to the left.

I am.

I am.

That's...

Linda, how the Jiminy cricket have you been, my darling?

Well, let's just say at work they're very pleased with me.

The stationary cupboard has never looked more organised.

How lovely.

Teachers have got a lot to contend with, so they do need a menial to someone like you

who can work and just set things up properly for them. Yeah, I like to think of myself as being like, you know, the anaesthetist nurse, the really important one. I know, yes. So I'm there. Do you need an HB pencil? I can put my hand on it straight away. Don't you worry about that? I'll bring you up to your classroom. Well, that's, there's nothing wrong with that. And quite honestly, sometimes if you are, say you're at the dentist and you're having some work done, there's someone who you would think, I don't know what qualification she's got to be the dental assistant. Yeah. But she is the one who's doing the whole business with the sucking up your spittle and doing all the important stuff. She is important.

She is.

And I'm glad you think that. My cousin Rachel, also known as R. Rachel. This is the one who does the T.T. He does the turkey tea. Yeah. She's a very important person. Normally what I do is when I go in and they say, how are you? Now remind me what you do and I say what I do. expect them to go, oh yes, I know you.

Never do, never really know.

Me or... how are you now remind me what you do and I say what I do expect them to go oh yes I know you

never do no really know me or my work I wonder what their hand signal for you is as she

walks in you know our Rachel does the double time out turkey teeth I think that one is the

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