Eating Lizzo's Bananas in a Fake Bear Suit | 8.2.23

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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(00:00:00 - 00:01:18) - Intro (00:01:19 - 00:01:52) - MACHO MAN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE HERE: https://store.hardfactor.com/products/cream-of-the-crop-hawaiian-shirt?_pos=1&_psq=hawai&_ss=e&_v=1.0 (00:01:53 - 00:05:01) - Wes, his son, a hammer, and TSA 👀 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Timee ☕ (00:05:02 - 00:10:09) - Trump indicted (again) over efforts to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss (00:10:10 - 00:14:44) - Women aren’t wearing underwear at the gym in latest viral trend (00:14:45 - 00:23:16) - Cameo says you can now hire a celebrity to quit your job for you: patreon.com/hardfactornews (00:23:17 - 00:27:26) - Chinese visitors flock zoo to see ‘fake’ bears (00:27:27 - 00:31:44) - Japanese man who spent $23,000 to become a wolf says he no longer feels human 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 (00:31:45 - 00:37:32) - Lizzo sued over sexual harassment and hostile work environment allegations (00:38:15 - 00:42:43) - Nasa detects signal from Voyager 2 after ‘mistakenly cutting contact’ with ‘wrong command’ (00:42:44 - 00:47:59) - No 8th graders at LeBron James' Charter School have passed a state math test in 4 years (00:46:00 - 00:57:07) - The mysterious bathroom floor deuce at Chicago bar (00:57:08 - 01:02:49) - Marine veteran Trevor Reed who was released by Russia in prisoner swap, hurt while fighting in Ukraine (01:02:50 - 01:03:14) - The wheel (01:03:15 - 01:04:08) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor Made possible by our amazing sponsor BIRDDOGS! Go to birddogs.com/HNEWS to get a free tumbler with your order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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