A National Day of Useless Prayer

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🗓️ 22 March 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Trump, nothing's his fault, and he is trying to help.
0:04.0	Did you hear that he recently called for a National Day of Prayer?
0:09.0	Oh, yeah, that pissed me off.
0:12.0	Did it? That pissed me off. Did it?
0:13.0	That pissed me off something fierce, Jesus.
0:14.0	Few things about that.
0:16.0	One, Trump is the most immoral person alive and doesn't have the right to declare a national day of prayer.
0:22.0	Two, prayer won't help. Science will.
0:26.0	3. If you're going to clasp your hands together,
0:30.0	add soap and water. Welcome back to the God Show.
0:37.0	I'm the Lord Thy God. I'm here with my son, Jesus.
0:41.0	How's it going Jesus?
0:42.0	Hey Dad, doing okay, just trying to avoid coronavirus how are you doing?
0:45.6	You're trying to avoid coronavirus, but you're immortal. If I catch it it's not too bad of a situation for me
0:51.2	but I still don't want to catch it.
0:53.2	Right, well I mean where are you right now?
0:55.1	Are you still roaming around America?
0:56.9	Uh, well I do enjoy doing that but I recently curbed that because I don't want to catch it.
1:03.0	America's getting a lot of new cases every day, so I'm out of there.
1:06.0	Right, I was saying you're, I've seen you sheltering in place on my couch.
1:10.0	Yes, sorry about that.
1:12.0	I guess I should have bought that house sooner, but you should
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