East NYC Village
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2016
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all who feel that they need to be welcomed to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is Oscar Nunez of The Office and People of Earth! They chat about why Oscar cares about God, his former job as a dental technician, and his time spent in customer service at Bloomingdaless in New York. Paul is then joined by Craig Cackowski, Jean Villepique, and Gary Anthony Williams, to improvise a story set in East NYC Village. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
Paul & Eban will be doing their first all-music show at Largo! Featuring songs with Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Open Mike Eagle & special surprise guests! Join them all for an evening of eclectic song choices and unique new arrangements. And all proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood & The American Civil Liberties Union! Saturday December 3rd & Sunday December 4th Get tickets at paulftompkins.com/live!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Welcome to all of you. Every single person who feels they need to be welcomed. You are, by me, the welcome wagon. Was that a thing? Let's discuss it. |
| 0:18.3 | Maybe there was a time in our nation's history or our world's history don't mean to exclude |
| 0:24.4 | other nations who might have this expression. |
| 0:26.4 | I doubt that they do. |
| 0:28.6 | When there was a wagon, a big wagon, I'm assuming, that everyone pile onto the entire town, |
| 0:38.1 | and they'd welcome someone who is coming to their town. |
| 0:40.6 | You had to tell them in advance, |
| 0:42.9 | hey, I'm coming to your town. |
| 0:45.0 | I'd tell you what, I wouldn't mind if everyone piled onto a wagon to welcome me. |
| 0:51.1 | Now, is this just to welcome people to a town or was it also to respond to them saying thank you |
| 0:59.6 | it's turning into a hassle now oh thank you very much oh get the wagon everyone then they get on the wagon |
| 1:11.7 | there's like a okay three |
| 1:14.2 | two one you're welcome |
| 1:15.5 | and someone's always late |
| 1:16.9 | and they do it on purpose |
| 1:18.0 | there's always someone |
| 1:20.7 | who's going to lag behind |
| 1:22.2 | and they're like I'm going to say you're welcome |
| 1:23.6 | I guess what's not going to have towards me |
| 1:25.9 | this kind of behavior |
| 1:28.7 | guys I don't like it I don't like it I don't like it I don't like when someone wants to be the |
| 1:35.9 | last to clap although I will admit I have done that I will admit, I have done that. |
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