E70 Masturbation, Boycotts, Existence

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Silverman likes to get high, but do you know what she loves doing afterward? Listen to find out!

Then, Sarah has a caller asking if she’s boycotting Amazon, to which she responds with an important question that we should all be asking ourselves. Listen to hear a never-before-told masturbation story of hers. And, Sarah learns about chunking!

This week callers leave Sarah with some questions of her own like, was there a progression to the Gilligan’s Island theme song? And why can’t a tall gay man bottom?

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0:41.8	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I want a seat. Hey, hey, yeah, fuck up. Hey, it's your best friend, Sarah.
0:57.1	Hello. You know, when I listen back to the show, I listen back to it and when and a half speed,
1:02.9	I don't know if I'm supposed to say that, but I do. And then when I listen, like watch it in
1:08.9	regular speed, I'm like, oh, go. I'm so slow. My brain doesn't work fast enough. I don't know.
1:15.6	I think this whole show should be played in one, like maybe one and a quarter speed. I feel like
1:21.2	that's my sweet spot. I talk, you know, like this. And then on the show, I'm like, boom,
1:26.5	Bob Boo. You know, like really snapped too. I sound sharper. I don't know of all these big pauses.
1:40.2	We actually had a couple, just a handful of friends over for a little brunch on Sunday and it was
1:45.5	nice. Just like some, my best friend lives like six houses over and his wife and their two kids.
1:54.4	And, you know, listen, Sunday is Sabbath. It's not actually. That's a Friday night to Saturday night or
2:04.7	I guess it's Sabbath for, would you say Sunday is called Sabbath for Christians? I don't know.
2:10.8	Sunday is my fun day. Sunday is my day of rest. They're really try to save Sunday. And so anyway,
2:18.5	they came over because they know I love to have just a little puff of pot and hold babies. And
2:25.5	they gave me that gift. I got to hold their little baby. Oh, she's just pure heaven. And then
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