Hey, brothers, sisters, siblings, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

My name is Michael Guido, Matt Donnelly, ready to reach Penn and I are brought to you

nothing from our separate home didn't last, they guess.

805 people lost 38,821 pounds on our goofy diet, Penn is watching people play

video games and he has another report for us this week on the Vonnegut Classic

slaughterhouse 5. Here he is, preachin love, Mr. Penn Gillette.

Whoa, preachin love, here's where I am. As I was saying before, we had two full

starts. I don't have many thoughts in my head. I've now reached some sort of level in

my meditation that I now sit sometimes with not a thought in my head.

Nirvana. That didn't used to be true, but now I am able to do it. I don't know if I like

it or not, but I'm able to do it. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished. We didn't

know if we wanted that mission, but we got it. It's like juggling. Yeah, you can learn

to do it. It's not sure if you want to. Yeah, yeah. You know, now everybody's on and

I'm by everybody. I don't mean everybody is on this kick for five club back crosses.

You've been seeing people do that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not even close. I can't do

three club back crosses. Yeah. I can't do five clubs. So five club back crosses are

out of the question. Is it just tossing clubs behind your back? Is that across your

back? Yes, although the catch again is also the hard part. Oh, dammit. I thought I was

halfway there. But, um, but Owen Moore's just qualified it. And he said, I know, you

know, because he sent the video, I believed to everybody. Um, and, uh, Owen Moore, there's

a great moment because, uh, in order to qualify, you need to have, um, twice the number

of throws that you have objects, right? Because you have to throw and catch it, establish

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