This is Penn Sunday School, and to all listening ears, all angels sing them round the stands, all ears sing all the praise.

Penn Sunday School!

Brothers, sisters, siblings, welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

My name is Michael Ludo, Matt Donnelly, Reddoritz, Penn and I are broadcasting from our separate homes in Las Vegas.

In this episode, Penn's going to give us a book report.

We'll talk about a real life version of Lord of the Flies, and if we've got some time, we'll read some congregation email.

Here he is, preach and love!

Mr. Penn Gillette!

Yeah, this is Penn, preach and love.

I was distracted during the intro there because I was reading over some viewer mail that I want to get to, but I'm here.

And I am preaching the love, and how is everyone doing? You doing okay?

We're all loving.

Good, good, good.

We're receiving the love!

Okay, you know, I'm looking over these questions from people, and someone said that I was going to talk about the magic Christian, and I never did.

You know, I think I've come to a point where I can admit that I do not like satire at all.

In any way, I don't like parody, I don't like satire, I don't like sarcasm.

In day-to-day life and discussions, it's kind of sort of okay, but it's an art form.

I mean, I have to admit, I do not like Dr. Strangelove.

I mean, is that a movie you like?

Nope.

I would say, like, when I was young, especially in college, you know, we used to do a lot of things that we considered satire with our comedy group on campus, you know.

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