Let's do a good show, oh now now you tell us. Yeah well I know it's the last minute.

I don't have enough time to prep. I don't have enough time to prep to do a good show.

No, let's do an okay show then. Are we surprised again then starting?

No, we're resigned.

That's part of us doing a good show.

Oh

Brothers and sisters welcome to Penn Sunday School, starring Penn Gillette.

My name is Michael Gino, Matt Donnelly, Penn and I. We're brought to you from show creators

studio South here in Las Vegas.

Scam skippy.

Penn and tell our awarding Jeanie magazine's highest honor.

Shortly before Pippin' Pop appeared at a magic dimension and scandalized the magic world

and there's a new pen and teller burger at smoked burgers in barbecue.

Here is pizza love, Mr. Penn Gillette.

Yes, I'm preaching love and over there on the couch on the couch is the famous cray ray.

Oh, I told him to shut the fuck up because we had other stuff to talk about during this show.

Yeah, and you'll come in here and tell us what to eat.

Now you I saw you blanch at the word burger.

It's a vegan burger by the fuck up.

And it's got vegan everything.

It is not helpful, but it is vegan and part of the money goes to people's suffering.

It is a beyond meat burger patty tomato onion cheddar cheese.

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