E477 Rat Directions and Pantsless Ghost Hunts

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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It’s Episode 477 and we’ve been doing some ADHD Spring cleaning! Today Em brings us a little palette cleanser story with the lore of The Monkey’s Paw, the classic tale from our childhood that we never read. Then Christine covers the deaths of Debby and Mark Constantino, friends of Zak Bagans who we just can’t seem to escape recently. We’ll catch you next time for our totally real and not green screened interview from the Jersey Shore House… and that’s why we drink!If you or someone you know is dealing with domestic abuse, confidential help is available 24/7. You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233), or text the word "START" to 88788. In an active emergency, always dial 911.Want to listen ad-free? Join our new Certified Yapper tier for $10/month on Patreon! Ad-free episodes starting at E469 at: http://patreon.com/ATWWDPodcast !Catch our bonus Yappy Hour intermissions on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L28lDw or subscribe on Patreon!___________________Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/drink ! #honeylovepodFind and cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and lower your bills with Rocket Money—join at https://RocketMoney.com/drink.Go to https://helixsleep.com/DRINK for 20% off sitewide, exclusive for listeners of And That's Why We Drink.Head to https://chime.com/DRINK. It only takes a few minutes to sign up and And That's Why We Drink listeners can earn up to an extra $350. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
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0:07.0	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.0	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.0	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.0	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.0	I think of it like a Tamagocchi.
0:17.0	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, a Hulu
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0:30.2	Christine literally just said, hey, you have experienced with the Helix mattress, don't you? And I said,
0:34.7	why surely 10 minutes ago I did. Yeah, I said, you talk about it.
0:38.0	I know you just have a lot to say. We both do, but I'm going to like hand the mic over because I know you're just rearing to tell people about this helix mattress.
0:44.9	There's nothing I love more than my helix mattress. I, first of all, my favorite hobby is sleeping. So already we were starting on good terms, me in this mattress. Then I laid down
0:55.4	and I could hear angels sing. Let's put it that way. I do. This is like not a joke. I do remember
1:01.6	the first time I laid on my mattress. And they were not a sponsor at this point. And I remember going,
1:05.9	oh my God, I'm a real adult. Like I felt like I've made it, you know? Yeah. I mean, my back, I'm one of those people. Unfortunately, I will just always have problems with my bones. And, man, my back feels a okay on a helix mattress. I just came from a bunch of hotels where I was not staying on the world's best mattresses, let's just put it that way. And every morning I woke up, and this was the sound. It was not angel singing, by the way. It was this. It was, it was, oh, getting out of the bed. And it was a choir from hell, just kind of groaning. It was a choir from hell. It's exactly right. And, you know, with my Helix mattress at home, none of that. Oh, beautiful, beautiful stuff. It's award-winning for a reason.
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